don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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