i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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