Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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