Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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