kristin has been a bad kristin
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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