i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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