so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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