i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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