i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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