This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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