You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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