She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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