I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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