I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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