come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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