Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
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