i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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