Please, let me fuck your mom
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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