All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Having a random hookup so left but love u
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Randomize
