like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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