tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
false alarm. still invincible.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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