Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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