he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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