you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i think i have herpe
just one?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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