Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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