It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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