Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
either way he was missing a nipple.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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