Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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