You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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