I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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