im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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