Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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