oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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