So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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