He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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