there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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