I'm drive I can fine osifer
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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