There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Who died my cat blue again?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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