and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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