Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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