Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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