I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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