last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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