"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
not ubering you a puppy
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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