Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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