we have pet lesbian snakes
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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