help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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