alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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