ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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