so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I could fuck to npr.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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