Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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